TRADE ICHIRO!!!!!

I know this sounds "CRAZY" but WHAT DO WE DO NEXT!!! I know we can dump him for a couple of minor leaguers. LOL.

"Come on Bavasi, bring us Junior"

Looking at our line up,
1. Ichiro "TRADE"
2. Lopez "OK" nothing good in return
3. Raul,"maybe a minor leaguer or 2"
4. Richie. "Please Lord" send him away. I can't bear to see 3-4 Strike Outs a game.
5. Bentacourt "OK" same as Lopez
6. Right Fielder. Please bring back GRIFFEY!!!
7. Beltre maybe a a minor leaguer or 2
8. Kenji almost forgot. "same issue nothing."

I am at a lose of words. Can someone please tell me if they were our GM what dose make SENSE? But the catch Ichiro made! Hmmm, AWESOME. What to do?